I originally started blogging because I wanted to write and blogging was less daunting than writing a novel.
Now I know that writing a novel is a bit simpler than I used to assume it was. Mostly you just need to do it and it helps to have a deadline.
This blog was originally about knitting in particular and life in general with occassional interludes about my cats. Because all the cool kids had knitting blogs and many of them had cats and some knitters with or without cats are known to have exceptionally funny takes on life.
I still knit and I still have cats. Sometimes I am even funny. But I have come to the conclusion that what this blog is really about is Murphy’s Law. Specifically, why this both amuses and befuddles me.
Why, for example, if I take my knitting, a book, and a bottle of water to the doctor with me, I am called to the exam room before I can even sit down but if I take none of these things I will be in the waiting room for 4 hours?
If I take just the water, the bathroom will be around the corner and down the hall and I won’t be able to go because they will call my name while I am out of earshot. I will then be there for 4 hours until I realize they thought I left and bring it to someone’s attention that why, yes I am, indeed, still waiting.
If I take just the knitting or just the book the nurse/office asst. will need to ask me lots of questions. Or fill out lots of paperwork. Or the office will be crowded with lots of sniffling but rowdy small children or some loud family drama. I will be interupted to give blood, get weighed etc as soon as I get into the middle of a row of knitting or after the first 1 or 2 paragraphs of the book. I will have to frog everything I did while trying to ignore the family drama. I will still have to wait to see the doctor.
I may have actually learned this lesson.
It only took you 60+ years
Because this morning I went in for a chest x ray. I opened my bag and was deciding between reading and knitting when they called my name. Less than 10 minutes later I was on my way.