I have maintained for sometime that my cats are really just visiting here from another planet and/or dimension. I believe that their initial reconnaissance of this planet suggested that cats were a dominate species. Now that they are here, however, this has proved to be a somewhat flawed assumption.
So having neglected to outfit themselves with opposable thumbs and not realizing that the human slave species can only comprehend a few words of feline; they have been unable to get back home.
I have ample evidence that this is true. They have- on more than one occasion- changed my answering machine message to cat noises. Trying to phone home, girls?
Tonight I came home to find that they had pulled a can of cat food out of the cupboard, from behind other items, and when they were unable to open it with their teeth, left said can in the hallway.
I want to know just how they figured out it was cat food? Xray vision?